"Boys frustrate me. I hate all their indirect messages, I hate game playing. Do you like me or don't you? Just tell me so I can get over you.”
~Kristen Dunst

I.AM.SO.TEMPTED.TO.ASK.HIM.
sighhhhh

the L word.


such a lame quiz:

1. hmm, close friends. That will be Beatrice!
2. CLAIRE TAN! though not well (anymore).
3. Cinderella cause she's crazy in love and in a freaking fairytale. *sighhh*
4. ME!! i intend to join one when i'm of age, which is 16(:
5. seems? my first thought was Huijie
6. SELENE la. her and her 999999 trashy romance novels. *sighhhh*
7. were? ehh, I instinctively thought of people who are old whom I know, and I thought, Joel Chiew ._.
8. Ren Hui. shite, this is so weird.
9. Waye. he's too nice.
10. PENGSIANG. lol, I thought of the way he looks after his brother.
11. true love? hmm, ruixiong. why can't I think of rg friends who fit any of the criteria mentioned?????????
12. YANG YI!<3>sometimes.
13. omg. such weird questions. CLAUDIA TONG. an all-time comedian(:
14. manly? like gentlemanly? ermm. Noel(:
15. CHANNING TATUM. LOL! otherwise, sean.
16. grown up meaning mature? then, CELESTE! ahha.
17. childlike=cute, then SHAO WEI.
18. a prince! guess who~
19. Yan Lin
20. ME! LOL. erm, Celine!<3
21. my brother!
22. Yang Yi again! ahhahahahahhaha!
23. Ms Kee ._.
24. I really don't know how to answer this.
25. girlll- RAIN:D guyyy- Yong han. LOL. off my head.
26. Jeffrey ewwwww.
27. me. I've yet to meet another. (I just realised Yang Yi agrees *sighhh*)
28. ?!@#$%^&*(~;'[./`*(&^>
29. I'm sure we all know who I wanna date alr.
30. <3

if you want the questions, tell me(:

Dear Yang Yi,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass, at the mental hospital and I saw you knock out the elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're emotional enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumbkid.
I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your neighbour's dog as a memory.
You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and you ruined my attempts at another world war (thanks god).

Please don't hurt me,
Elaine

HAHAHAH WTH. this is the real meaning of this:

Dear (_friend_),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (_1_). I think I realized it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_).
I'm sure you're (_6_) enough to understand (_7_).
I'm returning (_8_) to you, but I'll keep (_9_) as a memory.
You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).

(_12_)

1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the coluor of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep
Other – I'm scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness

HILARIOUS.


"I took the one less traveled by, and that made all the difference."
~Robert Frost [The Road Less Travelled]

take a chance, take a step.

studied at kap with BerYau yesterday.
was fairly productive except that I kept daydreaming/stoning halfway.
sighhh. was tired and the event which happened the day before wouldn't leave me.
which reminds me, thanks Amanda, Celine, Esther<33!
it were tears worth shedding.
anyway, back to kap.
seemed like eon years ago I last talked, like really talked to Bernice.
missed her! (awwwwwww.)
anyway, she's almost are as lame as Esther! :D
but her lameness completes the other ._. side of lameness as compared to Esther's OMG-side of lameness.
(No, you do not get what I mean. but heck.)
one quotable quote from yesterday:

"Bernice: ELAINE! How lame can you get?"
Me: Let me Give you a clue.
Me: My name rhymes with lame."

yours truly is lazy to type (more) quotes from yesterday.
but feel free to visit Esther's blog for more from Ms Ong's hilarious Englisg lesson yesterday(:
haha, yeahh, Ms Ong has become a trillion times more laid-back than she was last year.
her lessons are crazy enjoyable now.
and Joanne (and Jing Han) just add to the funniness of it.
I love 211`08.
sighsigh. 2 more short months left.
yao zhen xi shi guang(:
LOL.

(my new math tutor is awesome.)

outing with ewber tomorrow.
I can and cannot wait.
but now, i'm wondering, how did WE become so boring.
sighsigh. I guess now we're separated, we've drifted too.
211-ers and 212-ers apart. D:
we'll manage though.
Happy Birthday in advance, Bernice darling.

maybe I will get over you soon enough.

Who does one turn to
when the only person
who can stop you from crying
is the one who is making you cry?

taken away without even the idea of you.

Our Nursery Rhyme!

Baalisa black sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes ce(line), yes sire calliful

One for the mesther (master)

One for damanda (dame)

One for the jeantle boy who lives down elaine!

Baa baa black sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes sire yes sire

Three bags full




spot our names!
Alisa, Amanda, Cailyn, Celine, Elaine, Esther, Jean!
I love rgfencing batch of `10


I will not give up.

Then two can play our game.



Iloveeeeeyou!

"ermmmm, 10 mins to show you cant live without him, 3 hours to show you're softhearted, 2 days to show you're nice, until he begs you to to show you're a WOMAN."
~ME!

this list was made for darlingg Esther when she asked for advice.
then, she started HUH-ing and laughing.
SO FUNNY :D

shall blog MORE lame convos from tonight! ALL said by ME(:

"You can wear YH. (You said)He looks like a monkey."
-when Esther told me she didnt have any brown thing to wear to be a monkey.
LOL. i mean, ACT like a monkey


"[c=6][c=46]OPTIMISM__-[/c] when i'm with you i've been gone. [/c] says:
IF YOU WANNA BE BIMB, YOU GOTTA DO IT THE RIGHT WAY YOZXZXZXZXZXZXC
``versatality]] I feel your whisper across the sea says:
OHH.
``versatality]] I feel your whisper across the sea says:
I like it YOabababababaaabbbbac."
(Yang Yi's says it has to end with c.)
that's me and yangyi,
when I type ____xzxzxxz.
for the record, I HATE BIMBs!

"Me: Who's Isaac? So zi lian!
YangYi: (something about 'oh, nevermind').
Me: Canoeist?
YangYi: then DANCER ah?
Me: if he is, i'll marry him."
-hahahaa.
kidding!

"Rain says:
Do you have a twin sister?
``versatality]] I feel your whisper across the sea says:
brother.
``versatality]] I feel your whisper across the sea says:
LOL.
Rain says:
LOL
Rain says:
elaine: no
Rain says:
Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!"
-pick-up lines to keep in mind so them guy will always fail(:

I have more from the convo with YangYi but I closed the chatbox when he said buhbye.
._.

so, that's all(:
ahhahhaha.

shall hide in the fridge.
(Esther's fault.)

"Picker: Is any of your parents a thief?
Picked: No!
Picker: I thought so
'cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Picked: But my eyes are DIAMONDS, not stars."


so funnnyyy right!
Rain came up with it spontaneously when Jing Han was trying to pick her up.
LOL.
this pick-up line thing was started by Esther (who was influenced by YH).
we'll all use it now when guys try pick us up with such dumb lines from now on(:
ahhahaha. I'll probably only accept pick-up lines which make me laugh.
like this one(Rain's again):

"Picker: Do you like grapes?
Picked(standard answer): No?
Picker: How about a date?"

Maybe if someone did that to you suddenly, you'd find it funny(:
ahhaha. it was funnier that Jing Han took 847583 years to figure it out.

I BAKED (another) APPLE FUDGE CAKE!
it's damn awesome.
better than the last time I baked it(:
ahha. wanna try?(:
it's for weekend studying snack(:
ahha, that's why Fridays are baking days.

let's see, anything interesting happened today?
hmm, not really.
the funnest thing about today in school was PE.
played lame games with CJ/Rain/Meijun/Esther!(:
was laughing my head off the whole time:D
then basketball.
our team was damn noob!
but who the heck cares.
ahhahahahaa.
i dont really like basketball anyway D:
ohhwellls.

thenthen, after math remedial, went home with a group of lame people!
we were being so very childish and ignored the ?! looks of people.
heh! yeahh.
then when we got off, Bernice and I sent simul identical smses to Esther.
SO FUN!
hahahahaha.
elephant-pigs being so very round, like you Esther!
:D:D
jkjk!

kayy. this is getting boring. ahha
shall gooo and reply tags
Yangyi's pestering me to =x
ahha.
buhbye!

I keep you in my heart.


"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
~Dr Seuss

so I'll try confusions.

I AM TOO TIRED TO EDIT AND POST PICS.
D:
rawr.
all esther's and manda's fault D:
ahhaaha

"All things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed."
~Shakespeare, Merchant of Venice

guess this quote shouldn't be alien to those who read MOV.
this quote stuck with in meaning and in relevance.
Alisa first commented that this quote described her.
couldn't have agreed more =x
anyway, I kind of disagree.
I can quite frankly say I dislike the chase.
or maybe it's because I don't usually get what I chase for (unlike Alisa).
maybe things enjoyed get boring after a while.
while chasing them, makes you look at it from a totally different perspective.
want, that's what it is.
but really because of this spirit of chase, it doesn't quite matter if you ruin the chances of getting it or not.
you only want to enjoy the chase, not the consequence.
then that must be what sets me apart.
I fear the chase for a stupid action can ruin the chances of everything you've worked for.
worked for with all my heart.
I hate that part, feeling like you lost something you desire so much because of one little, stupid action.
it's just not worth it.
------------------------------------------------

shall blog about this week, excluding minime(:
ponned school on monday(:
had piano exams which were quite alright I think,
though it passed really really fast/
the examiner wasn't the usual friendly guy.
this one seemed a little rushed and a reallyreally straight to the point sort of person.
one with high-expectations nevertheless, judging be his professional career in world-class music.
so hope he's generous in giving marks though!
:D

fencing on tuesday and thursday(:
Bea and Jingles came on Tuesday.
they trained with us ((:
ahhaha.
they were nice seniors who didnt make us do crunches/planks during warm-ups.
heeheee.
heh, coach James paid attention to them.
must be cuz of the difference between foil/epee and sabre -ers.
ohoh. and Tuesday training has so little people.
Alisa didnt come though celine and I were betting that she would.
her and her gastric flu, who would've guessed it.
oh wells, she had pineapple(inside thing). wahahhaahaha.
and, Celine, whom I paired up with, was being mean.
hahahhaa.
she mimicked my newly-invented step forward movement.
and it has stuck =x
amusing dance there.
hah. I want comps.
then we can free-fence!
free fencing FTY! (inside thing again)

Wednesday!
went out with Alisa to Starbucks, supposedly to muh lit.
but then Celine called to tell us to go Sakae Sushi to lunch with her, Sarah and Amanda.
was the bomb!(:
22 mochis for 4 people :D
then when Celine and Srah left for school again, Alisa, Amanda and I went to Starbucks AGAIN cuz Amanda wanted to see the leering/flirtatious guy.
REVELATION! he only flirts with ALISA TOH.
wahahahhahahahahh. grosssssssss.
then Amanda decided to study with us (:
(she couldnt help it!)LOL
was semi-productive only):
my fault. I haven't even read act 2 and 3 then =x
but heck, it was fun.

FRIDAY!
batch outing(minus Jean) to Coffee Bean to study.
okayed the 5Ws1H game.
was okay until I asked a highly stupud question too loudly.
some random guy at the next table heard and gave us THE look.
RAAWR!
automatically topped my most embarrassing moments list.
shitez. felt like scramming but didn't have the guts.
gosh, the though makes me guilty/crazy embarrassed all over.
my question was out of pure curiosity you know.
i'm not experienced!!!
hahaha.
went home and had the best convos ever!

today, was awesome too.
he made my day.
like this couldnt be more obvious =x

you anytime. I'll tell you, but you've got to fall first.

Fencing took over my life.
I love it.


//minime08.
awesome doesn't even begin to describe it.
miss it terribly.

"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."
~Einstein

aaha! yes, I know, I know.
me and commonly heard quotes.
but then it sort of becomes a wonderful feeling after you realise that damn! this guy is as smart as people say he is.
anyway,
today's the best day this entire holiday and it started from about 9.30 last night(:

I WON A FENCING MATCH 10-15 for the FIRST TIME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
it's a wonderfully satisfying feeling.
so anyway, I'm not quite sure what drove me, but I might know half the reason, which I'm not gonna say here.
oh and, the power of encouragement and advice, is plain amazing(:
yes, back to my point, I went won lingling.
then after that match, had lesson with coach james, which was alright, not as tiring as usual.
heh, just realised that coach james is an awesome coach.
never fails to point out what we've done wrong but gives encouragement at all the right times to everyone of his student.
so then it becomes a matter of whether his students want to work.
yeap(:

guess how tired I was.
like, continuous fencing cuz james didn't want the piste to ever be empty.
and, there were only 5(later 6) of us who went for training today.
so it's like 2 pairs fence while the other has lesson.
yeap.
james made me fence lingling again.
now, I lost 15-10.
heh. still a great improvement from those zeros (x3) I got last Tuesday.
then fenced stef. pretty thrashed.
we were supposed to fence to 15.
but then I found an excuse to fence till 5 when stef scored to 5 points.
LOL.
I lost 5-2.
I'll accept that(:

as for why I was happy last night,
ask Alisa. I'm not telling.
LOL
GET WELL AMANDA!
&ESTHER SHOULD'VE BROUGHT YOUR(her) STUFF AND FOLLOWED CELINE OVER!
haha.

minime weekends, weekends minime, week minime end.
hallelujah!

definitely more than it seems.


"The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend."
~Abraham Lincoln

was telling my mom about fencing.
then she suddenly said this quote to me.
rah! I never understood how the quote was true till recently.
I can't fence (now) because I can't overcome myself.
I say I try but then, I know I didn't try hard enough.
why is it every time I tell myself,
I'm gonna go up there, do my best and beat myself,
but then when I get up to the battlefield, all that motivation, drive, hunger suddenly vanishes?
and then I'll give myself a stupid excuse why I couldn't do it.

In this case, my enemy is my pathetic self.
ho shite. there I go again.
I could go to 9486593487 people, but they'd tell me the same thing-
"You can't, absolutely can't go in with that mindset of 'I can't do it', because then you really won't be able to."

thing is, I scare myself when I go up there.
it's not any better that some people are rubbing salt on the wound.


now it's all up to me.